Monday, 27 August 2012
Thursday, 23 August 2012
Edinburgh Fringe 2012
Yes, as you can see from the earlier posts, its that time again when all at PC Towers head north of Hadrian's Wall to attend the "Edinburgh Fringe Festival". Regular followers of this thread will be aware that this annual visit to the City of Edinburgh, always results in one blog on the acts seen, and the general feel of the event.
So without further ado, here are our 'best of the fest' based on the acts seen by us, and listed under our stars of recommendation: There were no weak shows this year .... we enjoyed them all, although sometimes for different reasons.
However we have to make choices, so there were two we agreed were 5 Star:
Cirque du Charlie Chuck
Bad Musical
Its hard to do something so badly that its good, and even harder to be obviously good enough to do it properly in the first place (trust me Big Ken and I have seen a few turkeys to spot one!) .... these three lads managed the trick with some aplomb. Good clean (ish) adult fun, well performed and imagined, even with minimalist props.
Henning Wehn: Henning Knows Bestest
Not really a 4 star, but we had to grade a little, so fans will know that it was as consummate a professional performance as ever ..... and from the same "Bunker" as last year. Probably our last year including him in the itinerary, as he is verging on media mega stardom these days .... but brilliant if you have never seen him live.
The Great Puppet Horn
Take two lads, a political agenda (pro gay marriage, pro green energy, pro socialist, pro immigration, anti Tory, anti coalition, anti catholic church and anti Thatcher .... yes it was 30 yrs ago, but hey socialists can never move on), some cardboard cut-outs, a small backlit screen and a few decent jokes. Surprisingly it works in Edinburgh, but the material would probably struggle in many places (not going to Melbourne with this act), as its all old UK left-wing themes. So not a repeater, and lads, Thatcherism wasn't the root of all evil in the current world, diversify the message and you will have an act you can make money with, but in all fairness we enjoyed the inventiveness, so a good mark.
Phill Jupitus - You're Probably Wondering Why I've Asked You Here...
So here's the thing, Mr Jupitus has been mainly a panel show guest for the last few years .... so he's trying to get back to his 'stand up' roots. So he's at a regular comedy club venue, which means that only about 40% of the crowd can have a seat, and many can't see the stage. Not a good start, when most of the audience wouldn't see 30 again (or even 40). Nonetheless the format of three fictional dead characters (a Welsh porn star, an English failed actor, and Mr Jupitus himself as his own holographic avatar from the future), answering questions from the crowd, started well. The Welsh porn star from Swansea - acting under the pseudo name of 'Dai Fucking', was strong enough to elicit good questions and funny answers, but it tailed off after the English grand actor didn't keep up a decent string of questions. It was the weakest of the shows, but it may be that on another night the characters were stronger as a set. Could really do with a decent venue though, as he's not cheap, and standing up to see nothing is not good..
And finally in a category entirely on his own ..... and in over a decade of fringe activities I can honestly say that Big Kenny and I have never seen anything like it .... totally a one off.
Doctor Brown - Befrdfgth
A violent mime act with a whiff of psychosis .... he hit one guy with an umbrella during one foray into the audience, and was standing on people when he raced once more into the audience. Both funny and threatening in almost equal measure, the act was done in almost complete silence apart from some music and the constant low level threat of violence. It was entertaining but very very edgy, and the constant fear of audience participation was also a key to this unease.
Now this guy is also a child entertainer .... god knows what that show is like if this is the 'adult' version, but I can't deny that this was inventive, highly unusual and a highlight of our 'fest' but I have to rank it by itself, and admit I won't go and see him again ..... way too dangerous.
Update:
Dr Brown was just announced as winner of the 'Best Of The Fest' aka Foster's Edinburgh Best Comedy Show Award (formerly Perrier award) for 2012.
So without further ado, here are our 'best of the fest' based on the acts seen by us, and listed under our stars of recommendation: There were no weak shows this year .... we enjoyed them all, although sometimes for different reasons.
However we have to make choices, so there were two we agreed were 5 Star:
Cirque du Charlie Chuck
Charlie Chuck - Edinburgh 2012 |
Charlie Chuck has been going for years on the northern club circuit and occasionally on TV, but we had never seen him before ..... a smallish crowd sat (some, open mouthed and cringing), while bits of plank flew past their heads, but laughing throughout. Simply brilliant weirdness, although that said, the 'solo drum' act apparently changes little from year to year, just the long suffering assistant.
Bad Musical
Bad Musical - Edinburgh 2012 |
Its hard to do something so badly that its good, and even harder to be obviously good enough to do it properly in the first place (trust me Big Ken and I have seen a few turkeys to spot one!) .... these three lads managed the trick with some aplomb. Good clean (ish) adult fun, well performed and imagined, even with minimalist props.
Henning Wehn: Henning Knows Bestest
Not really a 4 star, but we had to grade a little, so fans will know that it was as consummate a professional performance as ever ..... and from the same "Bunker" as last year. Probably our last year including him in the itinerary, as he is verging on media mega stardom these days .... but brilliant if you have never seen him live.
The Great Puppet Horn
Take two lads, a political agenda (pro gay marriage, pro green energy, pro socialist, pro immigration, anti Tory, anti coalition, anti catholic church and anti Thatcher .... yes it was 30 yrs ago, but hey socialists can never move on), some cardboard cut-outs, a small backlit screen and a few decent jokes. Surprisingly it works in Edinburgh, but the material would probably struggle in many places (not going to Melbourne with this act), as its all old UK left-wing themes. So not a repeater, and lads, Thatcherism wasn't the root of all evil in the current world, diversify the message and you will have an act you can make money with, but in all fairness we enjoyed the inventiveness, so a good mark.
Phill Jupitus - You're Probably Wondering Why I've Asked You Here...
So here's the thing, Mr Jupitus has been mainly a panel show guest for the last few years .... so he's trying to get back to his 'stand up' roots. So he's at a regular comedy club venue, which means that only about 40% of the crowd can have a seat, and many can't see the stage. Not a good start, when most of the audience wouldn't see 30 again (or even 40). Nonetheless the format of three fictional dead characters (a Welsh porn star, an English failed actor, and Mr Jupitus himself as his own holographic avatar from the future), answering questions from the crowd, started well. The Welsh porn star from Swansea - acting under the pseudo name of 'Dai Fucking', was strong enough to elicit good questions and funny answers, but it tailed off after the English grand actor didn't keep up a decent string of questions. It was the weakest of the shows, but it may be that on another night the characters were stronger as a set. Could really do with a decent venue though, as he's not cheap, and standing up to see nothing is not good..
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And finally in a category entirely on his own ..... and in over a decade of fringe activities I can honestly say that Big Kenny and I have never seen anything like it .... totally a one off.
Doctor Brown - Befrdfgth
Doctor Brown - Befrdfgth 2012 |
A violent mime act with a whiff of psychosis .... he hit one guy with an umbrella during one foray into the audience, and was standing on people when he raced once more into the audience. Both funny and threatening in almost equal measure, the act was done in almost complete silence apart from some music and the constant low level threat of violence. It was entertaining but very very edgy, and the constant fear of audience participation was also a key to this unease.
Now this guy is also a child entertainer .... god knows what that show is like if this is the 'adult' version, but I can't deny that this was inventive, highly unusual and a highlight of our 'fest' but I have to rank it by itself, and admit I won't go and see him again ..... way too dangerous.
Update:
Dr Brown was just announced as winner of the 'Best Of The Fest' aka Foster's Edinburgh Best Comedy Show Award (formerly Perrier award) for 2012.
Wednesday, 22 August 2012
More Pictures From Edinburgh Festival 2012
As usual, I am posting a few Edinburgh festival 'fringe' blogs - the first two of which are picture postings of the streets and bar characters met this year.
So in no particular order, the second tranche of pictures from Edinburgh 2012.
So in no particular order, the second tranche of pictures from Edinburgh 2012.
Hawking The Tickets Tactic 2 - Laying 1 - Edinburgh 2012 |
Hawking The Tickets Tactic 2 - Laying 2 - Edinburgh 2012 |
Hawking The Tickets Tactic 2 - Laying 3 - Edinburgh 2012 |
Hawking The Tickets Tactic 3 - Pregnant Poster Poles - Edinburgh 2012 |
Edinburgh's Street Canyons - Beats Manhattan |
Sir Chris Hoy Post Box Edinburgh 2012 |
Temporary bar - Cowgate Edinburgh 2012 |
Underbelly Venue - Cowgate Edinburgh 2012 |
Venue bar - Under The Udder - Edinburgh 2012 |
'Locals' Sampling The Festival Spirits - Edinburgh 2012 |
Pictures From Edinburgh Festival 2012
As usual, I am posting a few Edinburgh festival 'fringe' blogs - the first two of which are picture postings of the streets and bar characters met this year.
So in no particular order, the first pictures from Edinburgh 2012.
So in no particular order, the first pictures from Edinburgh 2012.
Off Festival - Non Licensed Acts Perform |
View Of Cowgate - Edinburgh 2012 |
Crowds 1 Edinburgh Festival 2012 |
Crowds 2 Edinburgh Festival 2012 |
Crowds 3 Edinburgh Festival 2012 |
Crowds 4 Edinburgh Festival 2012 |
Hawking The Tickets 1 - Edinburgh 2012 |
Hawking The Tickets 2 - Edinburgh 2012 |
High Street Cowboys and Cowgirls - Edinburgh 2012 |
Tasmanian Guitarist Tom Ward - Edinburgh 2012 |
Unicyclist - Edinburgh 2012 |
Wet And Windy Wire Walkers - Edinburgh 2012 |
Friday, 10 August 2012
World Policeman
Being the worlds policeman is a tough job, but someone has to do it ... the first really major player (at least in Europe ... The Persians Had Tried It In Asia), was the Roman Empire ....
..... which acted as policemen in a manner in which no other ancient state managed with its 'Pax Romana'. Various other 'players' tried the role on for size after the Roman Empire fell, but never quite fitted the bill.
No Flies On The Botherhood
There is just no fooling the Muslim Brotherhood is there?
Yes, like most people I believed it when the Egyptian Army (no lovers of Israel), said that it was Islamist extremists who killed 16 Egyptian security officers in an attempt to attack Israel.
Suicide Cat Under Mossad Control |
Yes, like most people I believed it when the Egyptian Army (no lovers of Israel), said that it was Islamist extremists who killed 16 Egyptian security officers in an attempt to attack Israel.
Imperialist Running Dogs
With economic colonial ambitions in the South China seas, Africa and elsewhere, China is discovering that taking on the mantle of the 'white man's burden' in far flung parts of the world, where the rule of law is rare, and where greed and ingratitude is built into very fabric of your dealings with the natives., comes pain and treachery in equal measure.
So with the Chinese appropriation of much of Africa's resources, the Africans are getting angry and the Chinese are finding that all that glitters is not gold ..... bad tempered pay disputes turn to violence, and violence turns to death ....
So perhaps its no surprise to find that increasing numbers of reports suggest that relations between the African natives and the Chinese entrepreneurs are turning to the heart of darkness. In Zambia, miners have killed a Chinese mine manager, by pushing a mine trolley at him during a riot at a coal mine in the south of the country. The company were accused of paying less than the minimum wage of $220 (£140) a month being paid to Zambian shop workers.
In Zambia alone, these disputes have increasingly led to death, with two Chinese managers accused of attempted murder after they fired on miners at the Collum mine during a pay dispute ... the charges were later dropped to much protest.
When it was us running the mines, the African states were called "Imperialist Running Dogs" ...... so who is doing the running, and who are the Imperialists now?
Colonial Masters and Imperialist Running Dogs |
So with the Chinese appropriation of much of Africa's resources, the Africans are getting angry and the Chinese are finding that all that glitters is not gold ..... bad tempered pay disputes turn to violence, and violence turns to death ....
So perhaps its no surprise to find that increasing numbers of reports suggest that relations between the African natives and the Chinese entrepreneurs are turning to the heart of darkness. In Zambia, miners have killed a Chinese mine manager, by pushing a mine trolley at him during a riot at a coal mine in the south of the country. The company were accused of paying less than the minimum wage of $220 (£140) a month being paid to Zambian shop workers.
In Zambia alone, these disputes have increasingly led to death, with two Chinese managers accused of attempted murder after they fired on miners at the Collum mine during a pay dispute ... the charges were later dropped to much protest.
When it was us running the mines, the African states were called "Imperialist Running Dogs" ...... so who is doing the running, and who are the Imperialists now?
Saturday, 4 August 2012
Fishy Tails
This blog always likes a good Fortean tale, especially of a fishy kind .....
..... so its only natural that while others look to US Government denial for Roswell, or the Grassy knoll, or even 9/11, that I on the other hand demand an explanation for the ships being buzzed by mermen and mermaids!
Merman 'Buzzing' Ships ..... |
..... so its only natural that while others look to US Government denial for Roswell, or the Grassy knoll, or even 9/11, that I on the other hand demand an explanation for the ships being buzzed by mermen and mermaids!
Friday, 3 August 2012
The Six Billion Dollar Man
According to the latest figures, the man who eventually becomes the leader of the free world will be the winner of a $6bn contest. Think on that .... Six Billion Dollars!
Yes according to the Center for Responsive Politics, an independent research group which tracks the money in politics, they estimate that the total cost of the USA's November elections for the Presidency, House of Representatives and Senate, will come in at $5.8bn (£3.7bn).
To give this some context, here are all the countries of the world whose annual Gross Domestic Product is less than $6bn:
Still its a funny world isn't it, when US expenditure on potato chips (crisps UK) or US elections is greater than the entire economies of up to 78 countries.
Yes according to the Center for Responsive Politics, an independent research group which tracks the money in politics, they estimate that the total cost of the USA's November elections for the Presidency, House of Representatives and Senate, will come in at $5.8bn (£3.7bn).
Election Results 2008 - 2012 Spending will be up up 7% on 2008. |
To give this some context, here are all the countries of the world whose annual Gross Domestic Product is less than $6bn:
- Bahamas
- Palestinian territories
- Zimbabwe
- French Polynesia
- Benin
- Nicaragua
- Lao People's Democratic Republic
- Mongolia
- Haiti
- Bermuda
- Republic of Moldova
- Rwanda
- Tajikistan
- Kosovo
- Niger
- Monaco
- Malawi
- Liechtenstein
- Kyrgyzstan
- Guinea
- Montenegro
- Netherlands Antilles
- Barbados
- Swaziland
- Mauritania
- Suriname
- Andorra
- Cayman Islands
- Togo
- Fiji
- Aruba
- Guyana
- Eritrea
- Lesotho
- Sierra Leone
- Greenland
- Central African Republic
- Cape Verde
- San Marino
- Bhutan
- Burundi
- Maldives
- Belize
- Turks and Caicos Islands
- Saint Lucia
- Djibouti
- Antigua and Barbuda
- Somalia
- Gambia
- Seychelles
- British Virgin Islands
- Liberia
- Guinea-Bissau
- Timor-Leste
- Grenada
- Vanuatu
- St. Vincent and the Grenadines
- Zanzibar
- Solomon Islands
- Samoa
- Saint Kitts and Nevis
- Comoros
- Dominica
- Tonga
- Micronesia, Federated States of
- Cook Islands
- Palau
- Sao Tome and Principe
- Anguilla
- Marshall Islands
- Kiribati
- Nauru
- Montserrat
- Tuvalu
Still its a funny world isn't it, when US expenditure on potato chips (crisps UK) or US elections is greater than the entire economies of up to 78 countries.
Where Does It End?
When Enoch Powell said that there would be 'rivers of blood flowing in the Tiber,' because of the allowing of millions of immigrants in to Britain
....
..... many thought it would be white blood, but in fact more often than not, the gun 'culture' that seems to accompany the African descent community everywhere (especially those associated with the West Indies), spills its own blood.
..... many thought it would be white blood, but in fact more often than not, the gun 'culture' that seems to accompany the African descent community everywhere (especially those associated with the West Indies), spills its own blood.