Friday, 3 May 2019

German Cheese Fondue

One man was killed in Germany after he clamped Christmas tree lights to his nipples and then accidentally electrocuted himself.

Trying For Heightened Sexual Arousal Takes Ever More Extreme Routes
Trying For Heightened Sexual Arousal
Takes Ever More Extreme Routes

It seems that there are between 80 and 100 Germans killed whilst performing solo sex acts every year ...

.... that's a shocking number, but just goes to show that there is nothing new under the sun when it comers to sexual titillation.

Lets Face It ~ Some Men's Sex Lives Are Rather Outré
Lets Face It ~ Some Men's Sex Lives Are Rather Outré

Another gentleman was found by the German police wearing women's tights, a rubber diving suit, a raincoat of the PVC kind, and with a plastic bag on his head .... but it was none of these which killed him.

It was his attempt to melt cheese on to his erect manhood on a room heater, while wearing these items that killed him.

The cases were part of a report by Dr Harald Voss, and published in Bild newspaper .... most of the subjects died via asphyxiation, while trying for heightened sexual arousal ..... doesn't seem that exciting to me, but then these are a very peculiar men.
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2 comments:

  1. Vroomfondel3 May 2019 at 20:27

    "It was his attempt to melt cheese on to his erect manhood on a room heater,"

    Stop it, you're giving me ideas.

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