Friday, 29 January 2021

Who Gets The Last Laugh

Back in 2018 Lauren Moore's dad Ian, wrote her a CV before she sat her 'O' Level GCSE's ....

A Fathers CV Kick Up The Arse ....

.... to show his 16 year daughter her, what little she had going for her, if she didn't put in the work at school.

She was hoping to get into Middlesbrough College, to study health and social care but her father felt that she needed to buck her ideas up.

Under skills and personal qualifications he listed her traits as being "lazy, late, ignorant, rude, and reluctant". He confirmed that she is a typical 16-year-old who "couldn't give a f*ck". He said that her work experience as an office assistant in a mortgage firm, had resulted in her "getting on her father's t*ts, browsing Facebook" and "giving out all clients information to fraudsters". Another job gardening had meant she was only "Digging holes looking for gold", then "f*cking everything up" and "chopping colleagues toes off with the spade".

He gives her other reference as probation officer Ben Dover ..... that is the name of a porn producer, but he reckoned even a porn star wouldn't "give a f*ck either."

Lauren Knew The Cost Of Everything ..... As Her Dad Ian Was To Discover

However, he was actually a good character judge as Lauren found it funny, and put it up on-line for her friends with the comment "Trying to get on my good side by being unfunny, the weirdo."  .... She had the last laugh though, when she collected her GCSEs from Rye Hill Academy in Redcar, with passes in five - enough to get her into the 6th form college she had wanted.

She should have done her A Levels last year .....  I suspect that she received a calculated grade, so lets hope for her sake that she hadn't left it to the last minute this time round.

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