Friday, 15 March 2024

Ahh Florida Man (The Clue Is In His Name)

 Florida man strikes again ....

Shaft Bang Adams - Florida Man
Shaft Bang Adams - Florida Man

.... I'm beginning to think that there is a whole separate blog on this subject.

This time its a 30 year old Shaft Bang Adams (yes really ... and something of a clue!) a resident of Orange County, was found with drugs inserted in his foreskin or penis shaft skin. Deputies said they were in the process of booking him in to the Orange County Jail on May 13 when they located four white crystal rocks inside his “penis skin” during a strip search.

His original booking charge was not reported, but he was now facing a further charge of introducing contraband in a state facility in connection with the this latest incident

Court records show he has a an extensive criminal record in Orange County with his last previous arrest being related to suspected drug dealing, as he was arrested on the 22nd in June 2021, when deputies said they saw him making “hand-to-hand transactions” in an area known for drug dealing. During a search they also found cocaine residue on his cellphone. This led to a slightly more extensive search in a police car, but after removing his left sock, he refused to allow officers to remove his right sock and tensed up for a fight.

They continued to remove the right sock, which is where a baggie of cocaine was found ..... this was enough to take him to the county jail, where he was arrested on charges of resisting an officer without violence, and possession of cocaine. While he was initially released on a bail bond after the cocaine meth arrest in June, that bond was revoked after the most recent arrest.

2 comments:

  1. What a name .... Afro-American names are, to say the least, inventive haha

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    1. Can't disagree with that observation - Shaft Bang Adams is not a name you would forget. Thanks for the comment.

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