Brian Kendal, a 28 year old from Rochdale is quite frankly a man with no self control ..... He is also apparently very sensitive about the size of his
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| The Choice Of Cars For Men Can Be Mean Something |
Now you would think that that being the case he would make sure that he had a big car, in which to project his manhood and virility, but instead he tootled about in an Orange Fiat Punto ... a car almost inviting comments.
So when one day he overheard an Audi driver, jokingly shout to a friend in a BMW that 'My cars faster than yours', while they waited at some lights, Mr Kendal just assumed that the shouter was mocking him (and possibly his manhood). He therefore chased both cars (I'm surprised that he could keep up in a Punto!), and mounted a pavement to reverse at the Audi, then rammed it three times, and drove at a passenger who tried to flee on foot.
In court in October 2021, he admitted Grievous Bodily Harm (GBH), Dangerous Driving, and Criminal Damage .... he got 28 months in prison, and will now be out (and presumably in a car again) .... so be careful in Rochdale, and keep an eye out for Orange Punto's.
Small Penises and Fast Cars
And in case you think the link between manhood size and car size is a mythical fact ..... In January 2023, researchers from the Department of Experimental Psychology at the University College London, released the results of the survey of 200 men aged between 18 and 74, to undertake of the difficult study of this issue of cars and penis size in men.
Difficult because “self-reported penis size is notoriously unreliable,” and, even more to the point, “even an objective study of penis size and sports car ownership would also be limited in correlational evidence.”
So they used a series of false facts about average penis sizes, to see the responses in men when offered a choice of cars ... e.g. When presented with the “fact” that the average penis was 18 cm (seven inches) long (which rest assured, of course is way longer than the actual average chaps LOL) – the participants (men aged 30+ in particular) rated sports cars as more desirable.
Interestingly, there was also the finding that manipulating mens self-esteem with these false 'penis facts' seemed to have no impact on men’s interest in other luxury products .... the correlation, was specifically related to sports cars. Their final claim was to have firmly established “a casual psychological link between fast cars and small penises for the first time”.
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