Friday, 4 December 2020

Brenda's Beaver

After last weeks alleged beaver tale, I bring you the now infamous story of Brenda's Beaver ....

Brenda's Beaver .... It Needs A Trim
Brenda's Beaver .... It Needs A Trim ... Apparently.

..... a child's book that allegedly was handed out to little children, in at least one of England's schools.

The story went briefly national I believe, when a father of a child at a school, posted on social media, the details of a book he claimed his young child had brought home from school. Its the tale of a woman and her 'hairy beaver', that needed to go to a barber .....

A Woman Shouldn't Have A Messy Beaver
A Woman Shouldn't Have A Messy Beaver

.... You really couldn't make this up, so I haven't.😂

Brenda's Scary Beaver Frightened Men
Brenda's Scary Beaver Frightened Men ....

..... I'll let the story speak for itself .... I don't want to spoil it for you.

A Furry Mound Was Stuffed Into A Swimming Suit
A Furry Mound Was Stuffed Into A Swimming Suit ....

A Beaver Makeover Was Required
A Beaver Makeover Was Required

The Bushy Beaver Needs A Trim
The Bushy Beaver Needs A Trim

Savannh's Beaver Had A Nice Landing Patch
Savannh's Beaver Had A Nice Landing Patch

Krissy's Beaver Is Bare - Brazilian Style
Krissy's Beaver Is Bare - Brazilian Style

Brenda's Beaver Needed A Wax And Cut
Brenda's Beaver Needed A Wax And Cut

Brenda And Her Beaver Blushed
Brenda And Her Beaver Blushed

A Tiny Smooth Shiny Beaver Made Brenda Happy
A Tiny Smooth Shiny Beaver Made Brenda Happy

... See, I told you it was fun 😀

Its hard to believe that some school teacher passed this as being fit for children, but then again, as everything has to pass a Woke, LGBT, PC test, maybe the teacher felt that they couldn't say no ... Or this was all just a very funny wind up.

We live in very strange times ..... but if its a true tale, then sometimes you just have to laugh at the mess this nonsense gets some of these supposedly intelligent people into.
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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous4 December 2020 at 20:29

    Hahaha there's not much you can say! Funnee

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    1. No PC5 December 2020 at 23:25

      Your right, there is not much more you can say. Thanks for the comment and glad you enjoyed the post!!

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  2. Anonymous20 December 2020 at 12:38

    I'm surprised this story isn't more widely known as the book is a real classic. Thanks for posting this.

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    1. No PC20 December 2020 at 22:15

      Your right and your welcome .... I didn't want it lost, as you alluded its a classic of its type.

      Thanks for the comment.

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