Cat In A Hat

 Hatty is a cat. A very conceited cat at that .....

Hatty The Cat ..... All Is Not As It Appears

.... She led the fire brigade and sundry other onlookers and rescue types such as the RSPCA, Network Rail and 'volunteers' a very merry dance, after apparently becoming stuck up the Royal Albert railway bridge in Cornwall over the river Tamar.

Hungry Hungry Man

An Indian fast food delivery driver was dismissed by delivery firm Zomato .......

Hungry Horace ...... Or Hanvesh.

after being filmed eating mouthfuls of the food he a was delivering.

Where's The Justice Nowadays?

In the USA, if you get a sentence for murder, it invariably means whole of life or something quite close e.g. a time period without chance of parole ...

Only One Of These Men Will Stay Behind Bars .....

 .... but if you get a double sentence, it always means all of life, as they serve sentences consecutively, and not, as seems to be the case in the UK, concurrently. 

Just Not Trying

 
Some drug smugglers aren't called 'mules' for nothing .....

This Drug Mule Just Wasn't Trying Very Hard .....

... this dumb ass Columbian, was caught at Barcelona’s International airport with half a kilo of cocaine, hidden under an over-sized toupee, by the Spanish police.

Super Fat Heroes

According to the calculated BMi index levels of over 3,752 characters from the Marvel Comics universe .... 

Marvel Universe Heroes

...... not one is medically fit .... apart from Iron Man who is wearing an armoured suit

Plastic Police Guns

In August 2018, military/police auditors in Capiata, Paraguay, discovered that 42 assault rifles had gone missing from the police armoury .....

FN FAL Rifles Are Popular On Black Market

...... and that they had been replaced with wooden and plastic toy replicas.

Cameltoe Mom

Lisa Cameltoe (previously Bell), a cleaner from Blackpool .....

Ms Cameltoe .... But Not 'Iva'

..... chose this surname herself after acquiring the nickname on a boozy holiday in Magaluf, Spain.

What Next For Justice?

What would you expect to happen if you went to court, after you beat up your girlfriend, then robbed her, after finding out she had had a miscarriage and was possibly dating someone else?

Little Scumbag ....

Prison perhaps? No, you don't understand modern thinking by the courts.

Barely Noticed Banks Crimes

It never ceases to amaze me, how lightly fraud and embezzlement are often treated by the courts in the UK. People will steal thousands, hundreds of thousands or even millions of pounds from businesses or people.

White Collar Robbing Of Banks Is More Profitable

This crime often puts the businesses at risk of collapse, and sometimes leaves other employees at risk of unemployment, or leaves people in poverty. Yet the sentences remain comparatively light (usually less than five years, with only half of the time in prison), and recovery or compensation not usually possible.

Duvet Dirt

We are it seems, a very dirty nation.

Silverfish .... In a Bed Near You?

Our unwashed Duvets and bed linen, contain more bacteria than a chimpanzees tree top nest.

Cocaine Surgeon

German plastic surgeon Dr Andreas David Niederbichler was another of those whom the drug epidemic in the West had corrupted.

Middle Class Murderer And Serial Rapist .... But A Light Sentence?

 He was a casual recreational user of cocaine ....

Self Identification As Another Race

My passing comment in another post about Canadian icon Buffy Sainte-Marie's claim to be a native indigenous American being challenged ...

Buffy Sainte Marie - Sesame Street

..... ended with me asking why so many white women make these sorts of claims.