Once again, the so called 'webbed wonder' (although as we have stated before, we prefer 'masked menace'), has been creating mayhem, this time in the environs of one of our allies cities, Adelaide in Australia.
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| Spiderman - Adelaide |
He arrested an (Ed: obviously innocent) browsing shopper, assisted by his dangerous friends, a group of 'Jedi Knights', who blocked the door to prevent the thief (aka 'a shopper') from escaping, as 'The Flash' looked on.
The thief 'didn't have much of a choice but to hand the X-Men Omnibus back after a little bit of a scuffle,' Mr Baulderstone told the Adelaide Advertiser. 'I've had a look at the security footage and it shows Spiderman running down the corridor of the shop, grabbing this guy, hauling him off,' said the 45-year-old. 'It was a bit serious at the time, but now we're looking back laughing at what greeted police when they arrived.'
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| Spiderman - Public Menace? |
Will no one join the Daily Bugles campaign to rid the streets of this public menace?
Byline: Jonah Jameson Daily Bugle New York.
........ Or so the story should have read in a more marvelous world.
Its funny that you never see Superman saving anyone? Could it be that wearing underpants outside your trousers is just toooo nerdy?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it just makes movement too difficult ... sort of cuts off the blood supply?
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