Spidey Time Off

Its just your local friendly Spider-Man hanging out and watching Nelson Football Club in action, a team who play in the North West Counties Football League in the UK .....

Spider-Man Just Liked To Hang Out ...

The Daily Bugle missed a scoop ...

Clark Kent - Super Blogger

This week its reported that Clark Kent (Superman's alter ego), is giving up his once-promising career in journalism.

George Reeve - Clark Kent and Superman

Apparently he will walk out in protest that hard news has given way to too many "soft" entertainment stories ....

 

Spider Man Again (Daily Bugle)

Once again, the so called 'webbed wonder' (although as we have stated before, we prefer 'masked menace'), has been creating mayhem, this time in the environs of one of our allies cities, Adelaide in Australia.

Spiderman - Adelaide

He arrested an (Ed: obviously innocent) browsing shopper, assisted by his dangerous friends, a group of 'Jedi Knights', who blocked the door to prevent the thief (aka 'a shopper') from escaping, as 'The Flash' looked on.

Spider Man Arrested (Daily Bugle)

"Yesterday, the so called 'webbed wonder' (although we prefer masked menace ..... have you seen the damage his fights cause to our fine city?) was finally brought to justice this week in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

He was apparently stocking up on spider venom when he was caught with at least 1,000 live spiders in his luggage, and faces up to a year in prison and a maximum fine of £1.4m ($2.3m). We trust that this will finally bring an end to his reign of mayhem in New York city. Byline: Jonah Jameson Daily Bugle New York"

Or so the story should have read in a more marvelous world.

For the real more mundane story, go here.