Some drug smugglers aren't called 'mules' for nothing .....
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| This Drug Mule Just Wasn't Trying Very Hard ..... |
... this dumb ass Columbian, was caught at Barcelona’s International airport with half a kilo of cocaine, hidden under an over-sized toupee, by the Spanish police.
According to the calculated BMi index levels of over 3,752 characters
from the Marvel Comics universe ....
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| Marvel Universe Heroes |
...... not one is medically fit .... apart from Iron Man who is wearing an armoured suit
In August 2018, military/police auditors in Capiata, Paraguay, discovered that 42 assault rifles
had gone missing from the police armoury .....
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| FN FAL Rifles Are Popular On Black Market |
...... and that they had been replaced with
wooden and plastic toy replicas.
Lisa Cameltoe (previously Bell), a cleaner from Blackpool .....
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| Ms Cameltoe .... But Not 'Iva' |
..... chose this surname herself after acquiring the nickname on a boozy holiday in Magaluf, Spain.
What would you expect to happen if you went to court, after you beat up
your girlfriend, then robbed her, after finding out she had had a miscarriage
and was possibly dating someone else?
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| Little Scumbag .... |
Prison perhaps? No, you don't understand modern thinking by the courts.
