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Showing posts with label drugs replace exercise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drugs replace exercise. Show all posts

Sunday, 3 August 2008

Lazy Bastards Drug

Yep, for millions of fat gits out there, scientists have developed a new 'fitness pill' whereby watching TV whilst stuffing your faces will still give the benefits of exercise.

The Anti Fat Pill Had Just One BIG Problem 
Obviously this pill will not only benefit the totally lazy, it will make 'Olympic' athletes gain up to 40% from any training they can perform. This could well mean that endurance events are transformed e.g. marathons and we have to wonder if these pills will be 'banned', although how they could enforce a ban is open to some doubt.

It's a shame that having to work hard to keep fit is likely to be a thing of the past and all those 'exercise freaks' will have wasted all that time running about to achieve what a pill can perform.

As one who has to watch the calories, I personally look forward to replacing the weights with a tablet.

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