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Sunday, 29 August 2010

The 700

There are only 700 wild Mountain Gorillas left in the world, and they will likely be extinct before my death ..... Mankind is eating them, stealing their habitats, and nothing can stop this now.

We have charities and NGO's constantly but illogically asking us to 'save children', or give 'clean water', or 'food aid' etc etc, all of which are intended to bypass the last controls on the breeding of the human race.... Disaster, Famine, War and Plague.

Now I know how this sounds, but I think its the way its always been. The human race has always over bred, but historically this has been controlled by localised famines or plagues, which meant that the survivors of these events had land and food etc .... so they bred like rabbits, and eventually another famine or plague came along to control events.

Now though, we fight the epidemics, or the natural disasters, or famines, and in percentage terms very few actually die, but the birth rate is as high as ever (only starting from a higher base number than should have been the case), so when the next controlling event comes along, more people are at risk, and the efforts to save them are even more strenuous and so it goes on ........ until the fall.

At some point in the future there will be no way to feed, clothe or house all the people in some disaster or another. More people will die, than ever would have done before we interrupted natures only controls over the threat that we are.

There will be a cataclysm of violence at some time in the future (2050 AD is the date of choice for me) over water, food, land and the West will have all it can do to defend itself and its borders (as well as feed itself) from those attempting to enter, without trying to 'police' the rest of the world.

The human race is showing no sign of slackening its birth rate, and every disaster such as those in Pakistan or in China are fuelled by the tree felling for fuel, which allow floods to develop that would never have been so severe if the tree lines had been maintained. 

So the '700' will become the '300', then the 'extinct', as surely as day follows night ...... how sad it is to be living in a world in which the human race exterminates all the wild things, before eventually killing ourselves.

Labour Really Are A Busted Flush

The Labour Party bankrupted the UK by recklessly  spending money we hadn't got, and mortgaging our future to ensure a 'Labour Legacy' ...... now many of us thought this was a deliberate 'slash and burn' economic politics, directed from Brown's bunker, as a deliberate 'Gotterdammerung' revenge on the British people for failing the leader.

Now we find that rather damningly, in was in fact just plain economic incompetence on a scale that its hard to image ..... Two Jags Prescott, the court jester of the Labour Party throughout the Labour years (my how we all laughed at his fighting, womanising, and social ladder climbing), has revealed that as well the country, Brown and his cronies left the Labour Party on the verge of bankruptcy.

In a question and answer session last week, he admitted that:
  • Labour is almost £20million in debt and broke
  • That Party membership has fallen dramatically since the election defeat.
In other words they are in the same economic state as the country .... so it was just a basic failure to understand basic home economics (aka 'the money tree syndrome'), that led them to bankrupt us.

He of course is campaigning for the post of party treasurer ....   "We want a strong treasurer who's involved in the membership drive, putting a proper financial account into the party, and is an active political person in making that accountable to the constituencies" ..... no need to guess who that would be then.

But, he also said "The treasurer has got to say to the central body, in this case Number 10, you cannot keep on spending, we damn well haven't got it" ..... it appears that no one has told him that they lost the election and its a conservative in 'Number 10'.

Pakistan Cricket Under The Microscope (again)

Pakistan is a corrupt country, and its cricketers are products of that society, so the allegations that once again their players have been involved in activities that bring the probity of the game into serious doubt, don't really raise eyebrows.

They are now accused of betting scams, on such things as 'no balls' (I can't even begin to explain this to non cricket countries .... but its not terribly important, usually), and is not actually match fixing. The accusation is that Pakistani players were secretly paid to deliberately bowl the 'no-balls,' so gambling syndicates could spread bet on the number of them and make money.

Ball Tampering Examination
Ball Tampering Examination


The reason why the Pakistani cricket team are here in the first case, is because no other country wants to tour there to play cricket, for fear of being attacked.  And on a previous tour of England, the Pakistanis were accused of tampering with the ball ..... a row which almost split world cricket..... it wasn't the first time these allegations had been made either.

The Pakistani cricket team are poison to the world game, but such is the fear of 'losing the subcontinent's' money in a split, that I won't be surprised if they bury this event, and after some bans (which will be overturned a few months later), business as usual will resume.

Update 2022: England finally resumed touring Pakistan in 2022 .... a break of 17 years.

Comedy EdFest Fringe 2010

Well I am back from the Festival ....... slowly detoxing, after a few beers catching up with friends such as Mr Dixon.

We ('Big Kenny' and I), saw a number of shows which I have listed and linked below:

They were a mixed bunch of shows ....... with one standout, Henning Wehn "My Struggle"..... performing stand-up in a second language is 'a right old struggle' according to Henning Wehn ...

His show was a sell out (along with the One Man Lord Of The Rings) and was very funny. I had seen him last year as part of a double act, but he was far funnier on his own and there are a number of videos of his previous shows on YouTube

Here I have extracted one of the "German Comedy Ambassador's" tourism guides to Germany ..... he dishes it out to them as well as us.



Oh and the worst show ....... without a doubt "Betrayal of Penguins - Don't run with scissors" which was absolute 'Merde' .... if you will pardon my French. The review in the fringe magazine suggested that they had been a roaring success last year with essentially the same show .... only if it was the casts friends and family in the audience for a fortnight.

They also found it a "right old struggle" ...... to raise a laugh in an audiance.

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Gone Fishin .... sorry Festivalling

Yep, its that time again, when all good Blogger's head to the Edinburgh festival, mainly for the comedy fringe, but also a few beers, catching up with old mates (and enemies LOL) .... so no Blog posts for this week and its end.


http://www.edfringe.com/
This kinda announcement is probably how I will bow out, when I get fed up of being a prophet of doom without a following .... but not this week.

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