Cat In A Hat

 Hatty is a cat. A very conceited cat at that .....

Hatty The Cat ..... All Is Not As It Appears

.... She led the fire brigade and sundry other onlookers and rescue types such as the RSPCA, Network Rail and 'volunteers' a very merry dance, after apparently becoming stuck up the Royal Albert railway bridge in Cornwall over the river Tamar.

Hungry Hungry Man

An Indian fast food delivery driver was dismissed by delivery firm Zomato .......

Hungry Horace ...... Or Hanvesh.

after being filmed eating mouthfuls of the food he a was delivering.

Where's The Justice Nowadays?

In the USA, if you get a sentence for murder, it invariably means whole of life or something quite close e.g. a time period without chance of parole ...

Only One Of These Men Will Stay Behind Bars .....

 .... but if you get a double sentence, it always means all of life, as they serve sentences consecutively, and not, as seems to be the case in the UK, concurrently. 

Just Not Trying

 
Some drug smugglers aren't called 'mules' for nothing .....

This Drug Mule Just Wasn't Trying Very Hard .....

... this dumb ass Columbian, was caught at Barcelona’s International airport with half a kilo of cocaine, hidden under an over-sized toupee, by the Spanish police.

Super Fat Heroes

According to the calculated BMi index levels of over 3,752 characters from the Marvel Comics universe .... 

Marvel Universe Heroes

...... not one is medically fit .... apart from Iron Man who is wearing an armoured suit