After the Egyptians accused a Shark of being a Mossad agent .......
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| The Arabs Always Missed The Real Vulture Spy! |
....Saudi Arabian officials have "detained" a vulture on accusations of being a spy for Israel.
The backwardness and ridiculousness of the Arab world, is something that the rest of the world can only stand in open mouthed in awe of ...... obviously the explanation is that the Griffin vulture was carrying a GPS transmitter bearing the name of Tel Aviv University as a part of the Israel's Park and Nature Authority conservation tagging.
The backwardness and ridiculousness of the Arab world, is something that the rest of the world can only stand in open mouthed in awe of ...... obviously the explanation is that the Griffin vulture was carrying a GPS transmitter bearing the name of Tel Aviv University as a part of the Israel's Park and Nature Authority conservation tagging.
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| A Vulture |
Now animal lovers the world over are worried that the Vulture will be 'tortured' under some terrible 'Sharia' justice punishment ...... "Now, this poor bird is paying a terrible price. That's very sad," said the unnamed expert. "I hope they release the poor thing."
Personally I expect that the vulture will confess (as is the way in countries where justice is for state show), and then be either hanged or beheaded .... thus once again proving the superiority of Islamic education.
Update: On the 30th of January 2016, the Lebanese media reported that the villagers of Bint Jbeil had captured a griffon vulture a few days earlier, as it had a tracking device attached to its tail, and they thought it was an Israeli spy.
They finally released the vulture to the UN peacekeepers after it had finally become clear to the idiots (or they were told) that it was not on a spying mission. After its ordeal the bird was weak (having not been fed or watered), and was treated for minor injuries, Iraeli nature officials said.
You can't make this kinda stuff up!! Do none of these people ever look at themselves and realise how utterly ridiculous they are?
ReplyDeleteWhat sort of backward education system produces a population who believe this sort of claim ... oh yes, I forgot who we are talking about.
Everyone knows that Vultures do not come from Israel, they come from Liverpool. The proof is in the Jungle Book.
ReplyDeleteThis poor guy/girl obviously went on a club 18-30 holiday and got lost on the way home. Bet he is wanting to get back soon to pick over the corpse that will come from a Reds relegation at the hands of King Kenny.
Free the vulture!
sadly that never came to pass.
DeleteI saw a dodgy beaver in Bradford last week .... may be a spy for mother care.
ReplyDeleteLOL .... I've seen one or two 'dodgy beavers' myself in my time. But not in Mothercare. Sorry I missed the comment when it was made.
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