When I opened eBay's new antiques email on Monday morning this week .....
I was offered a 'Brian' ....
The seller a lady (we presume, even in these transgendered times), called Primrose, said he was a good natured chap who liked travel.
It didn't say why he was for sale .... perhaps he's newly 'antique'?.
However as postage was free I considered the matter. But did I really want to have to take him walkies? Would I be hoovering up his hairs all the time? What about vets bills? ....... after all a Brian isn't just for Christmas.
So I decided to skip the purchase and in any event ad I suspect that primrose would get sellers remorse. He is probably best left where he is .... Happy Birthday Brian, wherever and whoever you are.
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| Brian For Sale ...... |
I was offered a 'Brian' ....
The seller a lady (we presume, even in these transgendered times), called Primrose, said he was a good natured chap who liked travel.
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| Friendly Chap ..... |
It didn't say why he was for sale .... perhaps he's newly 'antique'?.
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| No Bids For Brian ..... |
However as postage was free I considered the matter. But did I really want to have to take him walkies? Would I be hoovering up his hairs all the time? What about vets bills? ....... after all a Brian isn't just for Christmas.
So I decided to skip the purchase and in any event ad I suspect that primrose would get sellers remorse. He is probably best left where he is .... Happy Birthday Brian, wherever and whoever you are.
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