Fringe Benefits

One of the fringe benefits of going to the Edinburgh Fringe in August is that there are a plethora of jokes doing the rounds. I noted a few of the shorter ones being passed around in a few of the pubs (where else? ... well the newspapers as well), and here they are:

• My dad suggested that I register for a donor card ..... He's a man after my own heart.

• I've been happily married for four years ..... out of a total of ten.

• I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool but as I had drunk a few too many pints, I wasn't going to be much good in the quiz. So just for a laugh, I wrote 'The Beatles' or 'Steven Gerrard' for every answer ...... I came second.

• Why is Henry the eights wife covered in tooth marks? ...... Because he's Tudor.

• Is it possible to mistake Schizophrenia for Telepathy I hear you ask.

• Hilary Clinton is about to show that any woman can be the President .... as long as their husband did it first.

• I'll tell you what's unnatural in the eyes of god ...... Contact lens.   

Masai Graham - Winner Best One Liner Edinburgh Fringe 2016 ... Guessed Which One?

..... have a good day!