One of the fringe benefits of going to the Edinburgh Fringe in August is that there are a plethora of jokes doing the rounds. I noted a few of the shorter ones being passed around in a few of the pubs (where else? ... well the newspapers as well), and here they are:
..... have a good day!
- My dad suggested that I register for a donor card ..... He's a man after my own heart.
- I've been happily married for four years ..... out of a total of ten.
- I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool but as I had drunk a few too many pints, I wasn't going to be much good in the quiz. So just for a laugh, I wrote 'The Beatles' or 'Steven Gerrard' for every answer ...... I came second.
- Why is Henry the eights wife covered in tooth marks? ...... Because he's Tudor.
- Is it possible to mistake Schizophrenia for Telepathy I hear you ask.
- Hilary Clinton is about to show that any woman can be the President .... as long as their husband did it first.
- I'll tell you what's unnatural in the eyes of god ...... Contact lens.
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| Masai Graham - Winner Best One Liner Edinburgh Fringe 2016 ... Guessed Which One? |
..... have a good day!
