One of the fringe benefits of going to the Edinburgh Fringe in August is that there are a plethora of jokes doing the rounds. I noted a few of the shorter ones being passed around in a few of the pubs (where else? ... well the newspapers as well), and here they are:
..... have a good day!
- My dad suggested that I register for a donor card ..... He's a man after my own heart.
- I've been happily married for four years ..... out of a total of ten.
- I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool but as I had drunk a few too many pints, I wasn't going to be much good in the quiz. So just for a laugh, I wrote 'The Beatles' or 'Steven Gerrard' for every answer ...... I came second.
- Why is Henry the eights wife covered in tooth marks? ...... Because he's Tudor.
- Is it possible to mistake Schizophrenia for Telepathy I hear you ask.
- Hilary Clinton is about to show that any woman can be the President .... as long as their husband did it first.
- I'll tell you what's unnatural in the eyes of god ...... Contact lens.
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..... have a good day!
Which one? Well my choice would be the telepathy one but I suspect it wasn't the winner.
ReplyDeleteRight .. you were wrong. It was 'My dad suggested that I register for a donor card ..... He's a man after my own heart.'
DeleteThat's a good one too, I did say that I was in two minds about the schizophrenia one!
DeleteAre you sure about that?
DeleteNB: I am assuming you have been away on holiday again Vroomfondel ... nice time?
No comments for a few weeks posts were a clue LOL - pity, there were a couple of posts you might have opined on!
The inverse actually, I was too busy to comment although I did read and appreciate the posts.
DeleteWell that's twice I have guessed wrong ... so I won't speculate about your activities again LOL. I have enjoyed my fortnight off and have shaken off my ennui of earlier but could do with being retired now LOL .... sadly a few years away yet.
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