Stupid Is As Stupid Does

 In December 2023, a 57 year old but unnamed Wisconsin woman went for an Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI) scan (the clue is in the word magnetic) ......

Magnetic Resonance Imaging.
The Clue Is In The Word Magnetic.

  .... She was told to take all metal objects (apart from solid gold objects - I've had several MRI's and you can leave only gold items on), off.

Comprehending The Incomprehensible

This week a 28 year old person apparently decided to end their life via suicide by cop .....

Audrey Hale

 .... this method of suicide is commonly used by:

• those who are afraid of personally taking their own life, 
• those who think self suicide is a sin, or 
• those who have committed a crime and don't want to face incarceration.