Drunken Beast Observers

At 4am, in a US Brooklyn warehouse in 2015 ....

Drunken Raccoons Are Not Hard To Find .....

.... a raccoon broke into a warehouse, where a worker was cleaning up a spill from a 72 case order of beer falling over. 

Terrorist Bureaucracy

It seems that the islamic terrorist group Al-Qaeda are a little bit prone towards a type of civil service bureaucracy approach to recruitment into its ranks.

Al-Qaeda HQ and Leader (both ex) - Home of Bureaucracy.

Questions asked, remind one of any large modern organisation, and include some about the hobbies, pastimes, as well as the willingness of applicants to be a martyr (well perhaps the last one isn't that common in the West).