I guess it had to come sooner or later. ... Madonna has officially turned into an old slapper.
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She's
56 if she's a day, and she still dresses like a teenager .... although
the boy George meets Alvin Martin look is
so 80's. But nowadays the
frills and flounces are more likely an attempt to try and cover her scrawny neck,
and veined arms. They always say that plastic fantastic can't undo the
ravages of time around the neck
(well it can a bit),
and knees.
She
has been something of a spent force musically for a number of years, but seemingly is
either unaware of this fact, or no one close to her has the courage to
tell her. However somewhere in her core she must know her status has waned
... for how else can we explain her tongue disappearing down the throats of
every young girl singer she can lay her claws on?
However she surpassed herself in the
'Getting
down with the kids' stakes, in what we hope is a last desperate throw of the fame dice ... but which
has merely served to emphasise how desperate she has become .... her
cringe making deep tongue episode with the rapper
'Drake' at the
'Coachella
festival', where she surprise ambushed the firstly squirming, then
gagging, rapper, was just the latest episode of granny making the news
for all the wrong reasons.
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Fame really is a drug, and all
the money in the world
(and she has nearly all the money in the world),
just don't compensate for its loss.
She just sold more tickets to see her latest European tour. Maybe the last laugh is with Madonna?
ReplyDeleteIf you say so but aren't freak shows always attractive to watch? Thanks for the comment
DeleteI like Madonna's latest single, the intro sounds exactly like Karen Carpenter which is both good to hear and a nice tribute to one of the best singing voices of all time.
ReplyDeleteI am not a fan but she I'll grant that she has a voice ..... but give me Debbie Harry any time.
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