I really should have entitled this post "Chair Caught My Nuts" .....
.... but I thought this was funnier, and would draw you in ....
Now recently I posted on a Welsh gentleman who was apparently misusing a spanner wrench, in a way not recommended by the manufacturers, little realising that another such tale would pass before my watering eyes.
In this case we are assured that it was a genuine accident .... probably.
The story as reported is that a 'holidaymaker' in Torrevieja, Alicante, Spain, from an unspecified country was waiting to take a shower. The man, who is in his 60's, was sitting naked on a plastic chair with a towel over his lap. However the chair was one of those folding slatted ones, and suddenly the gentleman concerned was in a great deal of pain.
His testicles had apparently managed to fall between the slats and become trapped. He was unable to free himself and the fire brigade was called (why no one just called a medical crew is a mystery which may never be solved), who at first thought it was a hoax call.
Eventually they were persuaded that this was a genuine call and turned up. It took 30 minutes to free the distressed tourist (probably because the crews were laughing so much!), and he was taken on a stretcher to an ambulance, which whisked him to the towns university hospital.
Fortunately, the actually damage was minor, and he will walk again .... his dignity may never recover.
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| I Meant Chair Not 'Cher' |
Now recently I posted on a Welsh gentleman who was apparently misusing a spanner wrench, in a way not recommended by the manufacturers, little realising that another such tale would pass before my watering eyes.
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| Nut Accidents Do Happen ..... |
In this case we are assured that it was a genuine accident .... probably.
The story as reported is that a 'holidaymaker' in Torrevieja, Alicante, Spain, from an unspecified country was waiting to take a shower. The man, who is in his 60's, was sitting naked on a plastic chair with a towel over his lap. However the chair was one of those folding slatted ones, and suddenly the gentleman concerned was in a great deal of pain.
His testicles had apparently managed to fall between the slats and become trapped. He was unable to free himself and the fire brigade was called (why no one just called a medical crew is a mystery which may never be solved), who at first thought it was a hoax call.
Eventually they were persuaded that this was a genuine call and turned up. It took 30 minutes to free the distressed tourist (probably because the crews were laughing so much!), and he was taken on a stretcher to an ambulance, which whisked him to the towns university hospital.
Fortunately, the actually damage was minor, and he will walk again .... his dignity may never recover.
I once got stung by a mozzie on my bell end. It was the biggest cock I have ever had but the pain was unbelievable.
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