It was an easy enough mistake to make with modern art. The cleaner came into the gallery and saw a mess, a real mess all over the floor. She no doubt sighed at the injustice of her low pay, and the obvious wealth of the patrons who had been drinking vast numbers of bottles of expensive wines and champagne.
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But she was a professional and wanted to keep her job, so she rolled up
her mental sleeves and set to work. She gathered all the bottles
together and put them in the appropriate recycling bags, and then she
swept all the confetti and cigarette butts (this was Italy after all,
and cigarette bans were little observed), and binned them.
