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Friday, 30 November 2018

Big Knickers

There's big, then there's Big, then there's really BIG .....

Bridget Jones Big Knickers ... Were Big
Bridget Jones Big Knickers ... Were Big.
 
.... and I am not talking Bridget Jones underwear.

Take Knickers, a seven-year-old Holstein Friesian steer (an ex-bull ... if you know what I mean). Just like Topsy he just grew, and grew, and grew.

Knickers The Bull Is Really BIG
But Knickers Is Really BIG

Now he's some 220st (1,400kg) and 6ft 4in (194cm), and he's believed to be the biggest steer in Australia .... so big in fact, that when sent for slaughter the abattoirs said he was too big for them to handle and refused to kill him. So its a gentle future for Knickers who the butchers estimated would produce around 1,400 lbs of trimmed 'saleable' beef  - enough for 450 cuts of steak and 370kg of mince.

He Chases The Ladies - But Has Not Got The Equipment
Knickers Has Not Got The Equipment -
But Still Chases The Ladies - But Does Nothing.

Instead he will now reportedly live out the rest of his life on the Lake Preston feedlot, in Myalup, 85 miles (136km) south of Perth. He will continue his job as the steer for hundreds of Wagyu cattle (who are largely dark brown) ..... his actual title is a cattle "coach" - a steer that leads other cattle around.  Sadly Knickers isn't actually the biggest steer in the world .... that honour goes to Bellino in Italy, who was 6ft 6in (198.12cm) tall when he was last measured.

Dozer, From Canada Has Stolen Knickers Thunder
 Dozer, From Canada Has Stolen Knickers
Thunder After His Fifteen Minutes Of Fame.

But already a rival from Canada has emerged in the form of Dozer, who at just over 6ft 5in, is described as a "gentle giant" and is said to be one inch taller than Knickers.

But final quote from the Australian farmer, who said that they didn't realise when they bought Knickers at the age of about 12 months, that he would "... turn into a big knickers."

4 comments:

  1. It's strange what goes viral these days. A fat cow.

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    1. I guess that's one way of describing the story ha ha .... I don't do social media, so only know if a story subject has gone viral on those platforms if a report mentions it. I do know that none of my posts go viral 😀

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  2. I imagine that the castration had more than a thing to do with the oversizing.

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    1. Very likely, Eunuchs were traditionally fat ... but not always. Also the use of growth hormones is a possible factor. Still, its a funny story.

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