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Friday, 15 November 2019

Short Arsed Rant In Big Apple

Some short men are very sensitive about their height ....

Short People Got No Reason .... To Liv
"Short People Got No Reason .... To Live"

... Very sensitive indeed and particularly by all that a small height may imply.

This hyper sensitivity can erupt, if the smaller statured gentleman has already had a bad day. Such appears to have been the case, when a shorter man entered a bagel shop in New York USA. He almost immediately kicked off on one, after a shop assistant smiled at him, while waiting for him to place an order ..... "Everywhere I go I get the same smirk ... with the biting lip!" he shouted at the startled female assistant.

He loudly continued "Why is it OK for women to say 'Oh, your five feet,' on dating sites, 'you should be be dead'. That's OK?" A woman customer turned round and replied "Who said that to you here? Nobody." Undeterred this angry little man, screamed "Women in General!!"

A male customer tried to calm him down, only to be offered outside for a fight ... another male customer, then joined in and simply told him "To shut the fuck up" ... this man was also goaded by the fighting bantamweight - However he responded by attacking the small nut-case, grabbing him by the throat, and then throwing him to the ground ... which obviously wasn't far.

The bagel shop management then asked the little customer to leave the shop immediately. The small man, threw his food to the ground (which really wasn't far either), and left .... only to march back in and wordlessly pick up his bagels from the floor, and leave again.

This was all filmed, and went viral (as these things do these days) .....


.... and is also on many social media sites (where he is identified on some as a Mr Chris Morgan) ... but as I believe the song says, and this man himself alluded to .....

'Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live'

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