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Friday, 5 January 2024

Samson's Farts

There are some anti-social people, who think it's OK to drop farts in a public place or amongst work colleagues (and we have discussed this subject before), but few claim that they have been secretly hypnotised in to repeatedly doing this dreadful deed.

Soiled The Air
Someone Soiled The Air I Say(!)

But nurse Xandra Samson made this claim at an employment tribunal, where she was claiming unfair dismissal and disability discrimination ... unsurprisingly, she lost.She didn't help her case by also claiming that she was being possessed, and that her private parts were being attacked, and also that she was being ‘gaslighted through the use of low frequency sound waves’ ... she also described various other symptoms, including 'headaches, breathing difficulty (a feeling of getting choked), and gastrointestinal disturbance (borborygmus, spasms, flatulence)'

Ms Samson had insisted to her employing hospital, that she was not mentally ill or psychotic and refused to see the hospital psychiatrist, with the Trust saying that finally ‘there was no other option’ than dismissal.

She told the tribunal judge that her paranormal experiences were the fault of poor heating and ventilation at Ealing Hospital in West London. She added that she had self diagnosed the problem as 'ideomotor phenomenon' (which she said was where a person moves unconsciously)

Samson Regretted Having That Lamb Kebab For Supper!!
Samson Regretted Having
That Lamb Kebab For Supper!!

The judge told her that they had no idea what on earth 'ideomotor phenomenon' was  .... and nor did anyone else. He ruled that the Trust did not discriminate against Miss Samson, nor unfairly dismiss her .... which they had done out of concerns about her mental health.

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