Friday, 25 July 2014

Dumb, Dumber And Dumbest

Bonita Springs, Florida may have seen the stupidest thieves of all time, and that's going some. The three thieves decided that the way not to get caught was adopt a disguise that may never have been used before?

On Sunday 20th July 2014, they broke into Doc's Beach House in Bonita Beach, Southwest Florida USA where they took ....just 60 hamburgers (no cash kept on premises after a real theft some years earlier). They then made their getaway, leaving only a trail of red peppers on the beach. Who knows, that might have been all there was to it .... a broken door, 60 missing hamburgers, and trail of red peppers (not red herrings) on a beach.

However this crime raised itself to a new level of ridiculousness because:

  1. Firstly, the security cameras were on, and they wore no masks, and 
  2. Secondly, they also wore nothing else .... well two had not a stitch on, and the other had just his skid marks (underwear).

Dumb, Dumber And Dumbest

The waitress who first saw the security film, branded them as "dumb, dumber and dumbest," and as it was shown on 'Wink News' TV, who can argue with that?


  1. Are you sure that wasn't wee willie winkie news?

    1. That's a British nursery rhyme, so I am not sure it would mean much to them. A bit like 'rubber' and 'fanny', both of which mean very different things on either side of the language divide. Thanks for the comment.


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