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Friday 23 May 2014

Cheesy Chalkboards

Following on from a funny food chalkboard I spotted in Edinburgh at the festival ...

"Its only Pork and Roll, but I like It" .......

Its Only Pork And Roll .... But I Like It

Its Only Pork And Roll .... But I Like It


.... there have been a spate of these humorous comments from around the UK and elsewhere, publicised on the web.

Perhaps my favourites are, the very witty  "Sweet Dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?"

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Dis

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Dis ...

 
Followed by "When Miley Cyrue gets naked and licks a sledgehammer, its art, and music, but when I do the same its called 'wasted' and I "have to leave Homebase".

Miley Gets Better Treatment

Miley Gets Better Treatment .......


Honourable mention to .... "We have beer as cold as you ex-girlfriends heart!"

Beer As Cold As Your Ex-Girlfriends Heart

Cold As Your Ex-Girlfriends Heart


..... been there, still got the scars myself!

2 comments:

  1. That's a good example of targeted marketing - they're obviously not expecting an ex-girlfriend to be looking for a cold beer ! They're being welcomed in the shoe shop a bit further along with the sign 'these boots are made for walking'.

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  2. ...... as the board say "who am I to dis a brie?

    ReplyDelete

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