|A Happy Ending For The Python|
An eleven foot python slithered through the pipes in a Bangkok apartment block, and emerged in the squat toilet in a man's flat ... he happened to be using the facilities at the time, and it promptly bit him on his dangling bits.
I would like to have reported no further news on his man python, nor indeed the real python. However he lived to tell the tale (loudly), despite losing a lot of blood, after the man and his wife tried to wrestle it off his member. The python was "yanking very hard" he reported. His wife eventually tied a rope around the snake, and he prised its jaws open ... before passing out. Doctors said Mr Attaporn, was making a good recovery.
Workers later dismantled the toilet and safely extracted the python .... It was later released back into the wild, apparently undamaged by its experience.
|You Should Be So Lucky|
Lucky for this guy that he wasn't bitten by a poisonous snake .... he might have struggled to get volunteers to suck the poison from the bite ... even from his wife.