Holy Cock-ups

Iran's ever more convoluted censorship laws, mean that physical contact between men and women is not permitted on TV screens in Iran.

False Beard - Real Fan
Woman Wears Beard To Watch Iran Play Football
- Safe From Criticism?

Censors are also said to be required to remove men and women exchanging "tender words or jokes" (so no room for love and affection, even in marriage), unveiled women, close-ups of women's faces and exposed necklines, as well as negative portrayals of police and bearded men.

Criminal Stupidity And Other Shorts

As I have mentioned before, the stupidity of thieves never fails to amaze me. Take Christopher Miller who robbed the Stride Right shoe store in Toms Rover New Jersey USA in 1999. He was caught and convicted, and spent 15 years in jail. Apparently the thought of this failure to commit the perfect crime festered on his mind over those long 15 years because .....

Christopher Miller - Stride Right Obsession?

..... Yes, you have already guessed it, but I'll say it anyway.The day after his release he walked back into the very same store, where he was met by same clerk behind the counter (who Mr Miller didn't recognise), and he proceeded to rob the store again of $389 and the clerks cell phone. He was caught and sentenced to another 16 years in prison. he claimed later that he wasn't a numbskull, as “I didn’t even realize it was the same store until after I got arrested”