What A Ballache

Nicholas St Clair was jailed for three years in February 2015 for blackmail.

He's Not Half The Man He Used To Be ....

..... after he had taken his 'friend' hostage, and attacked him with a baseball bat in West Hull. 

It's Doggone

In October 2018 a 22 year old Scotsman from Haddington, East Lothian, had a fight with an English Bulldogge  ... his pet.

'Biggie' Really Loved Peanut Butter

..... He lost.