Crime Does Pay Sometimes

According to the latest crime figures, very few crimes are ever solved .......

Most Reported Crimes Never Solved

..... So it seems that crime really does pay after all.

Traumatised For Life?

 Sharleen Ndungu asked Greggs bakery for a 'meat free' sausage roll (strange I admit, but vegan sausage rolls were a big success recently) ......

Greggs Serves Veggie Sausage Rolls -
But Not Always To The Right Customers

.... however the staff at a Greggs branch in Canterbury Kent misheard her, and gave her a real meat sausage roll.

Illegal Immigrant Crisis

On the 22ndof January 2024 more than 500 illegal immigrants (they are not 'migrants as the woke press refer to them .... migrants have visa's and come legally), crossed the English Channel ....

Illegal Immigrants Crossing The Channel

On the same day the House of Lords (the UK's second legislative house) blocked the latest attempt to deport or manage these illegal entrants ... thus ensuring that nothing will be done for at least another few months. 

Big Stink

Scientists and palaeontologists can lean a lot from fossilised human and animal faeces (diets, locations, behaviours and environments) ....

T Rex Poop - Pooseum

..... so they always look out for it on archaeological sites and digs, as well as dinosaur bone hunts.

The Big Tooth Fairy

The record for the biggest tooth extracted from a human mouth, was held by Urvil Patel of India (and his dentist Dr Jaimin Patel) .....

Urvil Patel's Tooth

..... who had the longest human tooth pulled, at 3.67cm (1.44 in).